i’ve been tracking my sneezes
since the start of the year

it’s a very very very silly
new year’s resolution
but damn am i invested

interestingly
i usually sneeze at least once
every day

but some things can up the count
like being sick [only one day impacted]
or adding abundant amounts of jerk seasoning
to my dinner of rice
[only one extra sneeze added]

otherwise, it seems to be
randomness

some days two sneezes instead of one
some days zero sneezes at all
and one bizarre seven-sneeze day
out of nowhere

but this is only after
28 days of data collection

let’s check back after
at least a full
month…