August 10, 2026

i spend so much of my time
and mental energy
avoiding doing anything expected
anything cliché
anything too human-made

which is so incredibly silly
because i, myself, am human-made

July 29, 2026

at least
i’ve committed to the bit
for as long as i have
working memory

at least
i come from a long line
of folks who have
absolutely committed to the bit
even before that was a common phrase

at least
i have so much fun
committing to the bit

because joy is
one of the things
i want most out of life

at least
others have acknowledged
and admired
my ability to commit to the bit

i don’t know what i’d do
if it were
otherwise…

April 27, 2026

working on old songs
that kip and i wrote
quite literally ten years ago

wow
wow
wow
woa

who woulda thought
this niche song
written for a show
that wasn’t even a musical
and was barely used in the production itself
[except as a scene-change song
and a mini-inside joke]
would have life
in an original music-making
music-sharing
infinite
audio
app
kip would create
a decade later

[the memories!]

October 8, 2025

sometimes
i’ll do things
with no one around
that are so dramatic
i feel
i obviously
did them for an audience

but am i
an audience of one

or do i really want to influence
the animals here
that i’m that
ridiculous

?

[either of these could be
the for real
truth]

January 29, 2025

i’ve been tracking my sneezes
since the start of the year

it’s a very very very silly
new year’s resolution
but damn am i invested

interestingly
i usually sneeze at least once
every day

but some things can up the count
like being sick [only one day impacted]
or adding abundant amounts of jerk seasoning
to my dinner of rice
[only one extra sneeze added]

otherwise, it seems to be
randomness

some days two sneezes instead of one
some days zero sneezes at all
and one bizarre seven-sneeze day
out of nowhere

but this is only after
28 days of data collection

let’s check back after
at least a full
month…

January 13, 2025

every time
we see a thirteen
in the date, we have to say:
“gasp! happy manniversary!”
even if it’s not a friday
even if it’s not in may
because every thirteenth
is our favorite day
[even when they don’t go so well,
or we don’t really celebrate
our anniversary
that day]
and we need a little more
joy
in our lives these days

[so here’s to
eight years
and eight months
of marriage!]

June 12, 2023

the utter delight
in my voice, eyes, and mind
as i call to an empty room
“a ghost!!!”
after the bag of dog food goes unexpectedly
splat
to the ground

(although i know
gravity had some hold
on its fall)